Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Top 3 Republican Sports Moments in American History

3) Berlin Olympics (1936) - Jessie Owens wins 4 gold medals in HITLER'S FUCKIN NAZI FACE.  Also, Jessie Owens was a red elephant GOP through and through.

fuckin hero

2) Jackie Robinson Shatters the Baseball Color Barrier (1947) - there were probably a lot of black baseball players who were good enough for the majors and would have given anything for a shot at the big leagues.  Branch Rickey, republican owner of the Brooklyn Dodgers, is the guy who called up Jackie and made it all possible.

the guy behind the guy

1) Brady/Belichick Era (2000-20??) - the team with the most patriotic mascot has become the most feared team in professional sports.  Even though Brady is a prettyboy who procreates with Germans, he is an avowed republican, as is his coach.  Republicanism + patriotism + football = the top moment in sports history.

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