5) Kelsey Grammer - plays an effete stuffy intellectual on television and even a nerdy anti-creationist science type in X-men but IRL is a different story! When this guy's not dipping into a bag of cocaine he's dipping into his wallet to support my man Mitt Romney!
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| he loves the republican party and also loves TO party |
4) Clint Eastwood - this badass cowboy turned brilliant director spoke to an empty chair at the RNC for several hours on end! Like a boss!
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| like. a. boss. |
3) Kid Rock - midwestern crooner meets GOP booster. This guy was "Born Free" and would agree that "Only God Knows Why" anybody would ever vote for Barack Abomination.
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| America |
2) Chuck Norris - prolly the only guy in the world who could match up against Paul Ryan in a fight, but that'll never happen because they're partisan pals!
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| Norris / Ryan 2016 |
1) Mel Gibson - does the guy have drinking problems? Yes. Does he have problems with certain ethnic groups? Sure. But have you guys seen the last 30 minutes of Apocalypto? Ho. Ly. Shit. Talk about a fuckin thrillride WHICH ALSO INVOLVES a hero who is a brownish color thankyouverymuch.
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| FREEDOMMMM!!!! |
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