Monday, August 26, 2013

4 Top Fictional Capitalists with Great Hair

Francisco D'Anconia, Atlas Shrugged

Heartthrob and mining magnate, "Frisco" has long hair that is "black and straight, swept back."  As we will see on this list, a slicked back hairdo is a must for a laissez-faire savant.

I realize that this is Antonio Banderas.  Same thing.

Michael Douglas as Gordon Gekko, Wallstreet

Gordy is the king of Wallstreet, the ruthless master of the zero sum game.  He is also the master of his crinal domain--note that clean slickback.  

keepin it real clean

Alec Baldwin as Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross

Blake is a real mover and shaker and knows how to instill his baller tactics into aspiring salesmen.  Just remember A.B.C: Always Be Coiffin.

ABC, y'all

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman, American Psycho


Pat Bateman has a "slightly better haircut" than nemesis Paul Allen portrayed by Jared Leto but also knows how to KILL it in the free market.  

one hair to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them

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