Tuesday, August 6, 2013

4 Best Mitt Romney Hairdos

The Newsboy - evokes imagery of a simpler time, in which newsies cried out the daily headlines to passersby and one could smile down and tousle a young boy's hair without any legal entanglements.




The Everyman - this do is used for comparative or juxtapositional effect, as Mitt sometimes appears without a perfectly cohesive coiffure, letting a few strands down in order to humanize himself and evoke empathy in his constituents.  





The Chaz - hey, guys, it's our high school buddy Chaz!  He's a barrel of laughs and oozes a sense of camaraderie.  Even though we haven't really kept in touch with him since we went off to college and subsequently started our career while he stuck to the same old bars and continually ran afoul of the law, it's always great to run into fuckin Chaz, right!!?? 




The Stern Uncle - he's not always the friendliest and sometimes he forgets your birthday, but he has always helped you out when you were in financial trouble, albeit with a lecture.  You would confide in him any of your problems that you'd be comfortable telling an arms-length acquaintance.   He is better than you but he needs to be in order to help you out.






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