Saturday, August 3, 2013

6 Things Liberals Invented to Fuck With Us

1) Friends - a bunch of unmarried dudes and ladies living in sin in the big apple (forbidden fruit from tree of knowledge?) doing God knows what to afford their enormous apartments

pornography

2) Global Warming - nice try, Al Gore.  enjoy that nobel prize in hell.

an inconvenient contrivance

3) Celiac Disease - pasta and bread are NOT bad for you, look at the damn food pyramid ya dummy

quit whining and eat some delicious linguine

4) Barack Hussein Obama's Birth Certificate - go back to kenya or iran or wherever.  

that's right.  muslim stuff.


5) Electronic Dance Music - this bleep bloop bullshit is NOT music.  this shit is made in a liberal brainwashing factory to subvert our youth.

this girl could have been a cheerleader and made a good
wife but is prolly fallow now from all the glowstick drugs

6) Banksy - this guy is a god damned vandal and they make him out to be a hero?  go get a real job you cockney piece of shit

stop defacing my city you fop










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