8. Alec Baldwin - Get off the Liberal bandwagon and go back to playing Words With Friends. Noone cares about your stance on fracking, so do us all a favor and go frack yourself. All of that black hair dye must have seeped into your brain.
7. Barbra Streisand - The voice of an angel, the face of an inverted jigsaw puzzle, the political views of a idiot, completely out of touch with reality. You are as (ir)relevant in music today as you are in politics.
6. Big Bird - From the dregs of PBS, do we really let our kids watch a 12 foot canary talk with Michelle Obama about fucking vegetables for an hour? The word of the day is "pathetic"
5. The Dixie Chicks - Three dim-witted, syrupy, mush-mouthed singers would be better served as kindling. My ears bleed.
4. Tim Robbins - Hey, look - it's "Merlin" from Top Gun! Noone cares what you have to say, so get off your soap box before you drop the soap, you Baby-Faced Man-Child.
3. Sean Penn - Every time you open your mouth about politics, you sound like your character from "i Am Sam."
2. Kanye West - 1. Impregnate a Kardashian 2. Name the baby after a shitty Elijah Wood Movie 3. Act like you are the second coming of Jesus Christ. If George Bush doesn't care about blacks then why does he have so many scottish terriers?
1. Janeane Garafolo - The most despicable 6 syllables in the English Language, next to "Senator Harry Reid." I can't believe I took the time out of my life to actually spell her name correctly. Why are you famous, again?
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