We all know about Elephant vs. Donkey, but it seems like third parties should have their own mascots. Here are animals that embody traits of the Green Party:
3) Mosquito - environmentalists suck the lifeblood ($$$) of the country to use toward their own ends, also preventing such blood to clot in the coffers of small businesses and regular guys like you and me.
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2) Jellyfish - these "save the planet" guys just float around, listlessly drifting from one place to the next, seemingly harmless. But god forbid you run into one while enjoying yourself at the beach because you're likely to get a sting (an earful) of harmless but annoying neurotoxin (admonishment).
1) Hare - because, like in the Aesop fable, these guys lose every major fuckin race every time!!! LOLOLOLOL LMAO
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