2) Dope Joints - good thing Reagan killed potdrugs once and for all right? WRONG! it's still destroying the minds of young Americans and there is no shortage of "fatty nugs" in occupy lean-tos
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| Cheech & Chong = Cheech & WRONG |
3) Liberal Arts Degrees - from Skidmore and Middlebury and other impotent granola enclaves
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| "Who cares about our parents' hard-earned money, dude?" |
4) Wiccan Paraphernalia - we've all seen The Craft and we know how nothing corrupts an impressionable youngster like the allure of black magic and Fairuza Balk
5) Vegan Gruel - if these malcontents were getting their meat from animals maybe they'd be strong enough to get real jobs and get outta the damned street
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| more like SHAMburger amiright? |
6) Indigo Girls Cassettes - why indigo girls? b/c occupy people worship lesbian culture. why cassettes? b/c occupy people are poor
7) Hand Sanitizer...LOL J/J - I bet you were confused at first when you saw this! these guys revel in the filthiness of their grubby mitts and do not use any personal hygiene products on any body parts
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| these hands have touched everything at Whole Foods |
8) Dan Brown Books - "The Da Vinci Code" is the most seditious, anti-Christian book of all time that anyone actually picked up and read (Dawkins burn) and kids these days are eating it up
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| uncle tom hanks |
9) Aborted Fetuses - since they don't have jobs or motivation to leave their shanties, occupiers must perform DIY abortions on each other
10) Frisbees/Hacky Sacks - the glorified sports implements of today's listless youth
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| "my father is deeply ashamed of me." |
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