4 Best Ways to Tell Whether R.B. Ginsburg is an Undead Al Qaeda Minion

We all know that Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a seneschal of Satan and is part of his corruptive coterie (Al Qaeda, Insane Clown Posse, Planned Parenthood) that are twisting our world to their own ends, but how do we convince people who aren't already 'in the know'?...


1) Silver Weapons? if she can be harmed by these she is a creature of the black arcane arts

2) Made of Wood? could apply the Monty Python test and see if she weighs as much as a duck to ascertain whether she is a servant of dark eastern magic

3) Reflection in Mirror? age old test for nosferatu and other demonic sorts

4) Proton Pack?  these proton colliders function by colliding high-energy positrons to generate a proton beam, allowing a ghostbuster to contain and hold "negatively charged ectoplasmic entities"

don't cross the streams!